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My visiting family member's logic: The smoke detector outside my room is chirping, it only has one button, therefore I should press that button. At 4am.

@defocused Please announce the big bowling meetup far enough in advance for me to arrange travel. I’ll be happy to ship some Purell in for Joe and other concerned attendees.

Somehow I missed until now that Counterpart is back for season two on Sunday. It is worth subscribing to Starz just to see this show. If you subscribe to their OTT service through Apple or Amazon, it’s really easy to unsubscribe after the season ends.

@mrssoup Do you think this robot unicorn is as cool as it looks? My 7yo wants one but I need a second opinion before I hit the buy button.

UBTECH JIMU Robot Mythical Series: Unicornbot Kit - App-Enabled Building & Coding Stem Learning Kit (440 Pcs)

A Christmas Prince must have done well for Netflix last year because the sequel definitely has a bigger budget.

I know printed photos aren’t that popular these days, but I highly recommend the Costco app if you have photos on iOS that you’d like printed. Easy selection, cropping and sizing in app, and no payment until you pick up in club.

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Mast (the beautiful iOS Mastodon app) is now on sale at 50% off for thanksgiving. Share the love! 🦃🔥

You know the holidays have arrived when you’re stuck watching a mediocre movie at your family’s house, complete with motion smoothing.

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You can’t go home again, but you can chat about your workplace from 15 years ago with your driver from the airport, who works there part time.

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You know how Dorian Gray safeguards his painting?

You know how Scrooge McDuck protects his number one dime?

You know how Sméagol cherishes the One Ring?

Thats how I want app developers to feel about my scroll position in Mastodon apps.

Today on a conference call I told a group of five people we shouldn’t try to eat the whole elephant and they had no idea what I meant.

Is this not as common a saying as I thought?

Don’t tell me all at once.

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Me when I saw the new Mast update allows pasting images into new toots:

@VioletPixel @JPEG Definitely seeing that same behavior here as well. I’m also on a XR.

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Part experiment, part longing for the days before Twitter went down the toilet.